Hold that water glass
away from your body
away from your body
like this—arm stretched
real far out, but you gotta
make it level. Right now,
you’re gonna feel nothin’
but wait a few seconds—
it’ll start workin’. If you feel it
pushin’ back at you, the energy
is positive, which is good, but if
it’s pullin’ away from you,
the energy is negative—that’s real
bad and you shouldn’t even
think about drinking it.