Hold that water glass
away from your body

like this—arm stretched
real far out, but you gotta


make it level. Right now,
you’re gonna feel nothin’

but wait a few seconds—
it’ll start workin’. If you feel it


pushin’ back at you, the energy
is positive, which is good, but if

it’s pullin’ away from you,
the energy is negative—that’s real


bad and you shouldn’t even
think about drinking it.