trip on untied laces, I issue just this warning to
my mentored hallway-racing 3rd grade boys.
Does their unkempt footwear
showcase carelessness?
As in, they could not care less
about their shoes’ appearance?
It’s obvious they do competitively care
who wins the sprint.
I observe so many knots in one kid’s laces
he could never hope to tie them neatly into bows.
I need another strategy, if I want to stimulate
their interest in tidy shoes.
I found online about 4 dozen choices how to lace a sneaker.
These lacing methods, some with doubled colors,
do require math skills we can learn, like counting keyholes,
brads, and calculating lace length to fit shoe size.
Young athletes seeking footwear to enhance their race performance
could learn to modify the speed and comfort of their stride,
with shoelace engineering.
Next visit, I propose we try to make enticing
loops of shoelace art.
Would anybody toss these guys’ artistic sneakers
up and over wires near their school?
Maybe they could have the latest thing
in schoolyard admiration:
untied laces get transformed
to sneakers looking fly
when flashy
laces rule.