don’t talk to me like I’m a child
I swear I’m gonna hang up in another minute
who are you, Sanjay Gupta
what are you, my primary care physician
Dr. Nevins did not say that, she never told me that
she—you’re not listening
she—you’re not letting me finish
I have my hair done twice a month for sixty years
I’m not stopping now for some frikkin’ virus
I’m not having this argument
yes, my nails, too, yes,
otherwise I can’t go out you know that
of course I have to go out
how else am I gonna get my groceries
are you gonna deliver
yes, the cleaning lady touches things
she’s the cleaning lady
OK, Haitian, whatever
what did I say, African
I know she has a name it’s just
I’m having a senior moment
she wears a mask, she wears a mask
no, she wears one so why should I
I don’t know anything about high-risk populations
I don’t think I’m very familiar with that concept
then who’s gonna clean my bathroom, tell me that
are you gonna come over and do it
come over, I could make you something
you do not put me at risk for god’s sake
I’m not at risk from my own son, please
will you come over
